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The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Villains, Charted

There have been many poorly drawn up, wildly unimaginative plans designed by terrible coaches, short sighted military leaders and teenage pickup artists. None of them can even approach the convoluted strategies employed by video game villains. We asked you to show us what some of those schemes might have looked like on the drawing board. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Joshua James

GO Left Dangle Dangle Ball Ball Go RIgt CRAGKEDCOM

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Entry by ramohse

Invasior Plan Phase Assenble io antiquated phalanx formation DhaSE 1 move right phase 2 move domo Phase 3 move left Phase move doun Phase increase spe

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Entry by Girz

HSSSSSSS Ruin Spawn everything. CRACKEDCON

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Entry by devo7x

The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Villains, Charted

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Entry by Unison42

CRACKEDCO Build Random A Structure Sit In Random Structure For No Reason Wonder Why These Birds Aftack Us A A Did We Die? Yes No Smile

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Entry by stickfig

OPERATION: SABOTAGE TARGET: E1 Blocko 34 OBJECTIVE: DESTROY TARGET AT ANY coST. STATIONARY TARGET THREATENS NATIONAL SECURITY BY OPENING FIRE ON ALL

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Entry by Shneak

B TEAM GALACTIC'S SIMPLE SOLUTION TO THE ENERGY CRISISI 1. Tear open portal to an alternate dimension. 2. Release God of time. God of space and God of

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Entry by scrubs8581

The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Villains, Charted

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Entry by ramohse

SEQUENTIAL PLAN TO OBTAIN THE TRIFORCE AND THUS CONQUER HYRULE KIDNAP STEAL DEFFAT LINK PRINCESS TFLDA TRIFORCE OF FORTRIFORCE FORTHIFORCE POWER OF CO

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Entry by mightyzamfir

CRACKED C COM wU 702 CHECKLISI PLAN MASTED utopia Build underwater with worldre said utopia that Inhabit (or those mindee andersato greatest miles liv

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Entry by jimipop

CRACREDCON TO DO LIST 1. ai or THROW BARREL THROW BARREL THROW BARREL THROW BARREL THROW BARREL THROK YBARREL THROW BARREL THROW BARREL THROW BARREL

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Entry by hotrods4ben

START NAVIGATE MAZE HANDER FIND PAC-MAN AIMLESSLY SUCCESSFUL? 1 HAS SUCCESSFUL? POWER-UP? RUN AHAY KILL THE PAC-HAN (PUH THTO HTH I START OVER SUCCESS

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Entry by Doding_Goons

The Baffling Plans of Famous Video Game Villains, Charted

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Entry by ashborer

SILENT HILL 2 MANNEQUIN: 1. SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 2. UHHHHH... KICK YOU? INTIMIDATE YOU? I DON'T KNOW. IT'S PRETTY DAMN CREEPY-LOOKIN' THOUGH. CR

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Entry by aerodynamite

CRACKEDCON To Do: - Build enormous spramling castle - Hire inise. undead - hide gifts candles in all for the unexpeeted an guests - Mlait

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Entry by kydlatmijares

Make monsters Make puzzles

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