12Entry by stickfig
11Entry by HexxxySexxxy
Legally speaking, corporations have the same rights as people. We asked you to imagine if there was a real person who embodied everything we know about some of the biggest companies in the world. What would they look like, what job would they have, just how punchable could a human being possibly be? The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.
A little polish here, a little whitewash there, and voila! Box office gold.