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Legally speaking, corporations have the same rights as people. We asked you to imagine if there was a real person who embodied everything we know about some of the biggest companies in the world. What would they look like, what job would they have, just how punchable could a human being possibly be? The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Congrats, BlondeFury. You win money.
Weird? Or -- now hear us out -- brilliant?