20 Prequels Too Awesome to Exist

In the wake of the general disappointment in Prometheus we got to wondering what prequels Hollywood could make that wouldn't end with fan boys singing about their childhood being raped. We asked you to imagine them for us. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by SKBOriginals

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GRAGKED.COM H THEIR GREATEST AOVENITURE HAPPENEO BEFORE THEY JOINED THE REBELLION SMUGGLERS

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Entry by Narlus

DRGADD PIRAITE ROBERTS DEVELO'PIING aN ImMunvry

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Entry by obiwanfin

Before Rose, there were a few others... Leonardo DiCaprio One rench hundred Girls R REATAICTEP

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Entry by McDudefaceIV

CRACKED in Theatres Everywhere on. THURSDAY THE. TILDA SWINTON JOHN C. REILLY FRANKIE MUNIZ FEATIVALDE CANNS WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT JASON little Jason

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Entry by luvthecubs

PEOPLE JUST MIGHT NEED A LITTLE OLD FASHIONED CLARK GREGG LICENCE TO PHIL EST T R076 6L mceu 23fa5 5 G0T 1

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Entry by luvthecubs

An Oliver Stone film MIYAGI Fither life you do yes or nO. you life do He chose yes. ENTETHCENTLERO BOUDA RETEK OLNERSTCEY RMSIELE IPE :0 LIP HER

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Entry by luvthecubs

NEXT SUMMER PREPARE. TO. DIE. THE ADVENTURES OF INIGO THERE'S NOT A LOT OF MONEY IN REVENGE 06.06.13 CRACKED COM

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Entry by JomSadie

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Entry by GundamPanda

GRAGED GREGORY PECK HE'S NOT JUST THE DEADEST SHOT IN MAYCOMB ONE-SHOT THE BALLAD OF ATTICUS FINCH

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Entry by Randall Marsh

WVaI'ter Goes to Nam HE's ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN.

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Entry by HT_Miser

Twelve naughty, one nice The odds are stacked against Little Johnny Mcclane That's just the way he likes it. BRUCEWILLIS DIE HARD FIRST CHRISTMAS COMI

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Entry by maluba

Before there was Andy... there was Jiao. TOY STORY THE SWEAT SHOP YEARS ORACKED

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Entry by go_prowl

CRACKEDCON THE NEW EU ME FROM MICHAEL MADSEN QUENTIN TARANTINO JJOHN TRAVOLTA is VIC VEGA is VINCE VEGA VegaBrios Bros. MICKEY HARVEY SAMUEL UMA CHRIS

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Entry by Agent Spiff

HENRY JJONEs ANO HIS DOG INDIANA

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Entry by Games4me

CRAGKEDCON DO NOT DISTURB MAKING NEMO

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Entry by Badash

MORGAN FREEMAN He wasn't always such a nice guy THE SHAWSHANK CHRONICLES BLOOD RED CRACKED COM

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BLV SUPERMAN HIGHOTAILS 0T OUT OF HERE CRACKEDCO GONT

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Entry by beekie321

TRAVELUNG THROUGH TIME WAS HIS GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT BEFORE THAT HE STOPPED THE FORCES OF EVIL FROM GETTING THERE FRST BRDUN

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Entry by Tetsu_Anaguma

THE GREATEST HUNTER IS THE GREATEST PREY RVP

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