The 15 Worst Porno Ideas Possible

We decided to challenge our readers to attempt the impossible: Come up with an idea for a porno so bad that even they wouldn't watch it.

Since we understand that this is no small task, we decided to pay the winner twice as much this week (of course, it didn't hurt that we were paying with Kevin Smith's money). As always, the winner is below, but first the runners up.

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Entry by jerman

Entry 14

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Entry by jerewhit

Entry 13

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Entry 12

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Entry by Tim Hawkman

Entry 11

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Entry by kravorzlair

Entry 10

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Entry by Hilyin

Entry 9

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Entry by edwardninja

Entry 8

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Entry by link12245

Entry 7

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Entry by Dan Saunders

Entry 6

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Entry by Chris Bucholz

Entry 5

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Entry by Dr.Macaroni

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Entry by Wibblewobble

Entry 3

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Entry by John Cheese

Entry 2

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, Dr.Macaroni. You win money.

Entry 1

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