If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest

Mother's Day is upon us again, that annual pain in the ass of ungrateful little punks who don't know how much their mother went through for them. We asked you to show us what the cards might look like if all the flowery synonyms for gratitude were replaced by blunt honesty. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Yolshi

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Entry by weezerbholly

If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest

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Entry by wrenchir

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Entry by Will200

CRACKED HOMH SUPER T BEST Mom THE GREATEST!

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Entry by gingajpv

Happy nothers'day CRACKED COM I Jjust made shit a a green for you!

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Entry by Spencie

CRACKED. COM Mom love you three dollars and a trip to the gas station' S wor th. 0 123456-789012

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Entry by sorcharocks

CRACKED.cON Dearest Mother, 1 have really enjoyed your giant inheriting Thanks ass and thighs. a lot. Love Beverly

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Entry by sigment

Happy Mother's Day Here is A 2;cThRe F A FLoer THAT cOs S 80cKs, woh AN SHORT A RaT. CA : BoRRow $200??? :-) Love Your So CRACKED.H

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Entry by Mich13

CRACKED Happy* Mothers Day * (By the way, B made a * huge mess making this card. Brooms in the ** kitchen* Chop, Chopl

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Entry by jaykay

If Mother's Day Cards Were Honest

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Entry by jesis138

CRACKED.COM letely Jrk wp eM fs M you not Jom **king

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Entry by ithestargazer

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Entry by Hungadunga

MOTHER..... IT'S YOUR DAY! A day for giving you my love, my thanks,...d my attentionl A day that comes but once a year... s.an entire INDUsTRY says so

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Entry by ecopper12

-n MU04I Dear mother, You gave me hope You gave me life You talked down to me When married my wife You told me my job Made me worthless and poor You s

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CRACKED.cOM utumn Days mr Living Happy Mother's Day s We hope you Like de this brochure! (hint.. hint... tha Morf the Frod t Kds

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Entry by AM Smiley

CRACKED.COM Mom, If you didn't want to clean up shit, our shouldn't have had you kids.

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Entry by aerodynamite

CRACKED.cOM Deay mommy, the best omny Se t You ave Wovld the whele in this cavet you made time this ohe ALSO he wished sale daddy youy mavvied he had

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKED.COM MOM can't believe you put your BOOBS in my MOUTH!!!

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Entry by bazooka

On this Mother's Day My thoughts of Bambi remind of fondest me hidden wishes for you Rest d Deace sonny CRACKED.COM

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