If Signs Were Actually Helpful

Look out of the windshield of your car as you're driving through town and you'll see probably three dozen signs. Telling you how to drive, where to go and what to eat. So why are we always confused about those things?

It's because the signs so rarely tell us what we actually need to know. We asked you to remedy that with the magic of image manipulation, and offered $50 to the winner. The results are below, and have been forwarded to the most prominent sign makers of the world for immediate deployment.

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Entry by Serellan

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Entry by phil_m99

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Entry by Ted E.

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If Signs Were Actually Helpful

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Entry by robsncoppers

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Entry by Mad Mann

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Entry by linusluongo

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Entry by Hungadunga

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Entry by j21

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by HaywireLiar

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Entry by EtTuCarl

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Entry by HamFan

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Entry by bazooka

If Signs Were Actually Helpful

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Entry by bazooka

If Signs Were Actually Helpful

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Entry by CharmineWilde

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