Next week's contests:

1. If Signs Were Actually Helpful
2. Real-Life Plot Twists That Explain Everything
3. Video Games as Understood by Old People
4. What Movie Background Characters are Thinking/Saying

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from, the three standard photoplasties, and a fourth that requires a little writing. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.