17Entry by Elroy
16Entry by LobsLawBomb
15Entry by Tim Babb
For the same reason grocery stores make you walk 20 minutes to find the milk, news outlets are in a constant competition to find the most indirect route to the information that you actually need to know. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they were forced to tell you the plain truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Congrats, runner-runner. You win money.
We fixed the one dumb thing about that bad movie. It’s good, now.