18Entry by Auntie Meme
17Entry by Elroy
For the same reason grocery stores make you walk 20 minutes to find the milk, news outlets are in a constant competition to find the most indirect route to the information that you actually need to know. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they were forced to tell you the plain truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.