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23 Painfully Honest Valentine's Day Cards

People play Valentine's Day pretty safe. Kids send the same cards featuring famous cartoon characters. Adults use Hallmark to write blandly complimentary things to each other. We asked you to show us what it would look like if people used valentines to express the awkward, vulnerable truth. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Randall Marsh

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