If Classic Christmas Movies Were Rated R

What if every holiday classic gave as little of a damn as Die Hard? We asked you to give us a look at the stuff the warmest, fuzziest holiday classics were holding back to remain family friendly. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

18
Entry by Jungling

Entry 18

17
Entry by wavedout

Entry 17

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

16
Entry by oryan

Entry 16

15
Entry by ninjachic

Entry 15

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

14

Entry 14

13
Entry by metallicfire

Entry 13

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

12
Entry by McBeefy

Entry 12

11
Entry by Manx377

Entry 11

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

10
Entry by Krevlornswath

Entry 10

9
Entry by Mad Mann

Entry 9

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

8
Entry by j21

Entry 8

7
Entry by HaywireLiar

Entry 7

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

6
Entry by HaywireLiar

Entry 6

5

Entry 5

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

4

Entry 4

3
Entry by fistofcurry

Entry 3

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

2
Entry by richdog

Entry 2

1
And the winner is ...

Congrats, farksake. You win money.

Entry 1

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

Continue Reading Below

Advertisement

To turn on reply notifications, click here

400 Comments

Load Comments

More Photoshops

The 14 Ways Your Friends Are BSing You On Social Media

Think photos can't lie? Hold my beer.

2
  • /
  • April 12, 2019

17 Ways Your Tattoos & Fashion Scream 'This Is Who I Am'

Maybe think twice before putting these things on your body.

5
  • /
  • April 19, 2019