26 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games

The power-ups and weapons in video games pretty much sell themselves. But there are other, less heralded products that do the dirty work behind the scenes. You might not even see them, but they're there, filling the games with the idiosyncrasies we know and love.

We asked you to create ads for those products that must exist behind the scenes. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by Parasite138

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Entry by SideralKeys

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Entry by RMThompson

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Entry by Navikan

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Entry by jerewhit

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Entry by keinkampf

26 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games

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Entry by ZacPensol

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by Mad Mann

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by Herr Terror

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Entry by gingajpv

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by insaneshayne

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Entry by JcelnHide

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Entry by milldent01

26 Ads for Products That Must Exist in Video Games

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Entry by Tim Babb

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