If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

Advertisers have been able to sell some pretty terrible stuff. Emphasizing the positives, and downplaying the fact that it kills you goes a long way. We asked you to show us what it might look like if they had to sell stuff that sucks so hard, even the most cynical corporations haven't thought of tricking you into buying it.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by marenmccaleb

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Entry by aerodynamite

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

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Entry by j21

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Entry by ZacPensol

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Entry by Tim Babb

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

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Entry by Ted E.

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Entry by TerribleIdea

We told Reagan we'd already paid him for this poster. Tried the other dementias? Then why not try- Alzheimers You won't know the difference. CRACKED.C

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Entry by Navikan

CRACKED coM TIRED OF THOSE UNSOLVABLE PROBLEMS? COLOR BLINDNESS TURN EVERY DAY INTO AN EPIC WIN!

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Entry by maks8987

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Entry by Mad Mann

How many times has this happened to you? You're trying to play XBox, or you want to go drinking with your fatass friends.... but there's some insanely

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by BeingQuiet

CRACKED.COM MINIMUM WAGE Worried about osing your job? INJO Don't be. With minimum wage jobs your job will never be outsourced or handed to Your job i

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Entry by ChrisRiley

HRACKE.COM barbiturates be a legend.

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Entry by BeingQuiet

LESS CRACKED.COM GO HOME NOWORK.NORESPONSIBILITIES. 100% DOWNTIME Bag I LIVE EVERYWHERE! for

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Entry by BeingQuiet

PLEASE RIDE CRACKED.COM THE SuEWAY PERVERTS 00 UNITEB SOeV bI LET'S MAKEE IT 1 Do not lean on door IN WOMEN WE HOPE /O'BE OU ARE 4TR GRoPED THE SUWAY

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Entry by BeingQuiet

CRACKED.COM YOU WEREN'T USING THEM ANYWAYS! WANT TO GET UP? ARE YOU LAZY? DON'T TRY PARALYSIS!

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Entry by bazooka

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

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Entry by tankedfrank

If They Made Ads for the Worst Things Ever

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Entry by GoodDoctorB

CRACKED.cOM GOT TCKS? CANCER CRACKERS TIMEIFOR EMORRHOIDS SOGGY Four hours 87 Seventy dollars Nahathtoome RTOTR DMV 7100-40  SOCS CORP BBAIRY ASSES AM

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