15 Cards for Getting a Jump Start on (Ruining) Christmas

Christmas cards are usually designed to spread Christmas cheer, while subtly bragging about how well you and the family are doing. We asked you to show us the cards that would ruin Christmas for someone involved in that transaction. The winner (who will be getting a free trip to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas!) is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by David Giroux

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Congrats, BRWombat! You win a free trip for two to Los Angeles for the premiere of A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas! Congratulations also go out to our second and third place winners, David Gioroux and maluba, who will receive free Cracked gear in the mail.

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