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Coupons are like gifts cards that try to haggle with you. They say in big letters that you're going to get something free, and then in the fine print, they tell you all the stuff you have to buy and people you have to kill in order to qualify. We asked you to imagine a world where coupons were actually useful.
The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
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Weird? Or -- now hear us out -- brilliant?