The Dumbest, Pettiest Ways Super-powerful Characters Would Abuse Their Powers

Powerful fictional characters only spend about 90 percent of their time saving or destroying the world. What do they do with the rest of their day?
Same as the rest of us: try to make a quick buck, help their mom around the yard, or just tell everyone, in no uncertain terms, to f* right off.

Only, you know. With superpowers. Like:

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The Dumbest, Pettiest Ways Super-powerful Characters Would Abuse Their Powers

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The Dumbest, Pettiest Ways Super-powerful Characters Would Abuse Their Powers

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The Dumbest, Pettiest Ways Super-powerful Characters Would Abuse Their Powers

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