Ads That Probably Show Up In Fictional Universes

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We only get a small taste of what life is like in our favorite characters' universes. What goes on when they aren't saving the world or hacking the Gibson? Do you think they get junk mail?

We figured it would be fun to think about the weird advertisements that must exist in these universes. Things like:

Rarlech Systems Inc. offers you the galaxy's only genetic service that can test for midi-chlorians. We can also determine which famous person you are

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MOCKINGJAY TESSERA PACK Enjoy the finest grain and oil, carefully hand selected by district 12's favorite daughter, Katniss Everdeen

HIT UP MY STORE FOR MORE HILARIOUS MERCH I'M NOT SINGLE, MY BOYFRIEND GOT SNAPPEDAMR USE CODE BALANCED' FOR 50% OFF YOUR PURCHASE. CRACKEDCON

THEY'VE BEEN THERE FOR YOU. s ROBOTS A HAVE RICHTS. WILL YOU BE THERE FOR THEM? END ROBOT OPPRESSION. BOYCOTT DELOS. CRACKEDOON
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