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Everyone's got a story to tell. If the bystanders were telling the story, superhero films would be called something like The Day Some Dudes In Spandex Busted Up My Town. We asked our readers to pick a minor character from a famous movie, and imagine what the story must have looked like from their end.
The winner is below, but first, the runners-up: