How Blockbuster Movies & Shows Looked, To Minor Characters

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Everyone's got a story to tell. If the bystanders were telling the story, superhero films would be called something like The Day Some Dudes In Spandex Busted Up My Town. We asked our readers to pick a minor character from a famous movie, and imagine what the story must have looked like from their end.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by OllieK

While the kids are away, the Wheelers will play. SUBURBAN THINGS

HE LOOKED LIKE A CH To ME Zed always followed his little head. 10e Now Zed's little head's dead. MRAMAX FILMS AIBSEES A BANO APART ANG JERSEY FLMGS BC

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

Before the Titanic sank, he made a shocking discovery... CRACKED.OON DUDE, SOMEONE F**KED IN MY CAR!

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Entry by Sonny Time

1 STORY OF SHEER ADVENTURE! High above the city of L.A. a team of terrorists has seized a building, taken hostages, and declared war. One man alone, i

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Entry by ERRiley

the silence of the bichon frise Will Precious survive her descent into hell? darla/jodie fosterlanthony hopkins RT Atr tasige R CRACKED.coM

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

CRACKED COM The journey to restore the heart of Te Fiti was amazing... Too bad he didn't see most ofit. DISNEY THE ADVENTURES F HE HEl SWOONASURE FAUR

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Entry by LAJL

George Bill Givot Thompson Disney Tony Joe and Serenading two dogs in an alley so they'll f**k. TIISOIN PACURES PISI JLE CRACKED CON TSTOERCRESOP

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

CRACKED CO COM Not that it matters but... Why did this annoying kid awaken me? MORLA A SHORT FILM. F 1CAARC IEDI sa FDRNE/ HNO S alesie eAe Sn RUKEL b

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Entry by PollyDarton

CRACKED.com To survive in a wretched hive of scum and villlainy... you have to rock. THE MODAL NODE TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX XPOENTEL LUCAS FILM LTO. GEO

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

CRAGKEDOONN THEY ONLY REMEMBER THE CALLS YOU GET WRONG. ARA VALLEY KARATE CHAME K0NHIOD REFEREE COLUMBIA PICTURES Prevemts AJJERRY WEINTRAUB JOHN A G.

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Entry by Sonny Time

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Entry by John Sherwood

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Entry by Kalli

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Entry by hail2daking

SALLAH and the BAD DATES CRACKEDOON Indy would be dead if it wasn't for this guy!

IT WAS THE MOSTBORING SEX SHEEVER HAD, UNTIL HER KINKIEST FANTASY CAME TRUE.. AND IPROOU JOHN CARPENTERS MAN! RODE A PAE AIE FLMS LARRY FRANCO JOHN CA

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

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Entry by Gino Reyes

Disney THE ANTELOPE CITIZEN EATING ME COMPLETES THE CIRCLE OF LIFE CRACKED COM

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Entry by Vincent Pall

GRAGKEDOONN A gentleman in distress, but no one understood... until SHE arrived. Barbara Billingsley is THE JIVE TALKER PARAMOUNT PICIURES PRESENTS AH

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Entry by LAJL

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Entry by Danzy

CRACKED.COM DOWN THE MEAN STREETS OF TOON TOWN, HE MUST GO ALONE. BENNY THE CAB

THEY WERE THE WORST OF THE BEST TOMCAT.DOWNEIE RIISE HOLLYINOO SCOTT SCRITTO DUKIMER FMITERMEYER SCOTT FRRY AN PRESENIA PICTORES MCILLIS

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Entry by ryantsunami

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Entry by John Sherwood

YEAH, WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA KILL BLONDE THIS'LL BE OVER QUICK.

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Entry by hail2daking

CRACKED.COM A COURAGEOUS STORY OF SURVIVAL AND FRIENDSHIP. CAN HE JUST GET TO FLORIDA AND BECOME A CIRCUS MOUSE. MR. JINGLES CASTLEROCKENTERTANVENT RE

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Entry by Kalli

CRACKED COM Harng DOYLE One man's struggle to save the worst team in Cleveland history. by being the best color commentator in a Major League.

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