15 Everyday Products, And Why You Actually Buy Them

Cracked pays people to make smart memes. Visit the Photoplasty and Pictofacts Workshop to get in on it.

Companies spend a staggering amount of money on their product name, slogan, packaging, and so on. Which is odd, considering how infrequently those things reflect the true reason consumers purchase them. So we asked our plasticians to use their magical image manipulation powers to redesign product packages to make them more honest.

Or at least to honestly reflect why they buy the things they do.

15
Entry by ERRiley

IMPROVED FORMULA Visine S TERILE for redeye WORKPLACE fast, the red out Gets long lasting and provides relief from: dry eye Tiredness Irritation Consu

14
Entry by Sonny Time

Ho couv the STARB who's Y the wovking up who's me Guy ge ng the couvage up To ask up the Baabie cydbi to ask we out. Duvage enauabin Rnodsable* Reenpy

13
Entry by LAJL

CRACKEDOON avoiding for conversations. 44 Perfect unwanted

12
Entry by catmint

CRACKED CON UP EM SHUT THIS'LL RESULT MAY KIDS BACK GO YOUR TO FROM WEARY. ADESIRE THE PRODUCT AND FOR THIS REST EARDRUMS NO AGO. RETRIEVING RUPTURED

11

MACNEN 36ct VALUE PACK! TROJAN PEIN LASTLE CONDONS MAGNUM LARGE SIZE CONDOMS Get the attention of that cashier you've had your eye on. AS7A0 TROLAN 36

10

CRACKEDOON Old Spice It's Faster Than Showering 90871846

9
Entry by theRoscoe

Vaseline for private parts Lasts as long as original slick you do! NETWT 130Z (368g) CRACKEDOON

8
Entry by ERRiley

PAMPA LONG WHEN IT'S GRAIN ALMOST WHITE PAYDAY RICE EASY PPLDE NET WT 32 OZ (2 LBS) 907g TOO! BDK CHEAP PAMPA TONG GRATNWHITER r CRACKEDOON

7

Fluorescent lights. For when you want to look like you care about Earth... ...but the more significant eco- issues are just... ...too much work to dea

6
Entry by TasteisSweet

MEGA PACK NATURE VALLEY Protein Because 'Protein' means 'Healthy'! VARIETY PACK Peanut Butter 15 Dark Chocolate Salted Caramel Nut BARS Peanut, Almond

5
Entry by Megamind18

CRAGKEDa LOUIS VUITTON Supr BECAUSE NORMAL BAGS CONTAIN YOUR STUFE LOUI5VUITYON BUT WE CONTAIN YOUR EGOS

4
Entry by LAJL

15 Everyday Products, And Why You Actually Buy Them

3
Entry by Agus Tamini

pepsi CHEL DiDnt HAVECOKE CRAGKEDOON

Haada- ToughDay CRUTCH NOGMO WOREDIENITS' Skip the Bowl 290 NO Grab CALORIES rBSt a Spoon Head for the Couch COIS Dig In 14RL 0Z414mL CRACKED COMT

1
Entry by Eraser

CRACKED WIRELESS CAT PRESENTE PEN Laser Pointer Amusement for you and the cat. Compact Multiple USB3.0 size functions 0.0 Long control High Radiation