How Dating Would Work (If The World Made Sense)

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Connecting with the right person should be amazing, romantic, memorable, and blissful. And yet the process of interacting with potential romantic partners is an absolute minefield. Literally every step of the process is a freaking mess.

Here are some side by side comparisons showing how dating goes and how it should go. We're not even looking for fairy tales, here. We just want the world to be reasonable when it comes to meeting, dating, communicating, and otherwise interacting with a prospective partner.

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How Dating Would Work (If The World Made Sense)

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Entry by Sonny Time

FACE-TO-FACE CONVERSATION HOW IT WORKS Contact Teri Back we're I'm glad today. out hanging Me too. HOW IT SHOULD WORK PM Contact TE Teri < Back put ou

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Entry by Kristina Yong

WHEN THE PERSON YOU'RE DATING FUCKS UP. What you get. Flowers. What you should get. SORRY An actual apology and flowers. CRACKEID CON

D ATING HOW IT WORKS HOW IT SHOULD WORK .0000 Sprint LTE 3:53 PM 75 5print LTE 3:53 PM 75% Messages Chris H. D ssages Chris H. Details Hey, I had SO m

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Entry by c.woman

DATING WHILE BI Are you This is So you're down for a just a gay now? threesome? phase. How it works: I'll love I support you no Congrats! you! matter

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Entry by Zinnavi

DINNER PLANS WITH BAE HOW IT HOW IT Messal WORKS Detail SHOULD WORK Where do Where do you you want to to want go to go to dinner tonight? dinner tonig

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Entry by Sonny Time

DATING FOR FUN WHEN DO I GET TO MEET SOON. YOUR PARENTS? HOW IT WORKS WHEN DO I GET IM TO MEET YOUR NOT PARENTS? -INTERESTED IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP

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Entry by Gareth

HOW IT WORKS: HOW IT SHOULD WORK: 6:00 PM 6:00 PM Jess Jess 3:28 PM We need to discuss something 3:28 PM I need to know what you're wearing to my cous

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CRACKED.COM First Dates Always in Should be in these places: these places: KFC TRESHLE RESHC EPLIO PREPAREO 500040.

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Entry by LAJL

STRIKING UP A CONVERSATION How it How it works: should work: AT&T 9:41 PM 50% AT&T 9:41 PM 50% Messages Tinder Guy Contact Messages Tinder Guy Contact

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Entry by Busteq

HOW ITSHOULD WORK HONESTY IS THE BEST DOLICY HOW IT WORKS ALL WARFARE IS BASED ON DECEDTION. THERE I5 NO DLACE WHERE ESDIONAGE IS NOT USED.  CRACK