This Is How Much Money Can Fit in a Standard Briefcase
The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full
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Maybe it’s more of a Comic Supreme Court
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22 Movies People Loved As Kids and Later Realized Were Super Bad
‘Turtle, turtle!’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Hero ‘Seinfeld’ Fan Finally Releases Script From Banned Episode ‘The Bet’
The canned episode never made it to air, but one absolute rock-star fan just made sure we can all have our own table reads
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Sometimes you watch a movie or a series and just can't believe they missed an opportunity to make it so much better. And the thing is, that in most cases it doesn't even require too much effort or extra budget, it's just about zooming out and try to see it in a broader perspective.
Anyway, our frustration aside, we're sure you know all those movies that could have been great if it weren't for one thing. We went ahead and asked our readers to tell us about the ones they think could work perfectly if someone would have just ask for their opinion. We also asked them to fix them, and shop up posters for the new, much much much much better version. So here are all the great movies we could have gotten, if one thing had been different. Now if you'll excuse us we will go back to binge-watching the bachelor.
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How to Get Ridiculously Old, According to the People Who’ve Done It
I hope you like smoking
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Jared from Subway’s ‘SNL’ Cameos Age About as Well as a Six-Week-Old Five-Dollar Footlong
The disgraced fast-food spokesman used to pop up on ‘SNL’ way more than you’d think
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Ya’ll better hope this ‘The Man’ doesn’t read Twitter
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Dave Attell Says That Writing for ‘Saturday Night Live’ ‘Was Never My Thing’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Comedian Funerals Are Always About Who Crushed, Says Dana Carvey
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All the Presidents’ Secret Service Code Names, Ranked
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