How Normal People Do Things And How YOU Do Things

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It's easy to assume that the way you do things is the default way, because it's pretty much all you know. It's only when you venture out into the world that you begin to suspect that your approach to life has been a little, uh, unconventional. But there's no way to be sure, right? Maybe there is. We asked readers to show us the way they do ordinary stuff, that doesn't line up with the conventionally-accepted way. So you can compare notes.

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Entry by Tee Ngin Rui

EATING A BURGER MOST PEOPLE Take bites out of it Me 1st I eat Last each part separately 2nd

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

HOLDING A PENCIL.. HOW MOST PEDPLE oo IT. HOW DD IT. I LIKE THE ADDED CONTROL GIVEN BY THE EXTRA FINGER AND OVERLAPPING THUMB. CRAGh

SITTING AT A COMPUTER MOST PEOPLE ME FACING FORWARD TWISTED AROUND SIDEWAYS LEGS UNDER DESK LEGS CROSSED

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

A normal person just eats a Snickers. CKeis I dip it IPICERS in my SNCKER coffee.

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MY FRIENDS PACKING FOR A TRIP EVERYTHING IS PACKED METHODICALLY. CLOTHES ARE FOLDED METICULOUSLY. THEY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IS IN THEIR SUITCASE. ME PACK

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Entry by ERRiley

Most people text aaa bonaaamo with their / OFLE thumbs. ecy Mm 10237- MIN I use my index finger. CRACKEDOON

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Entry by ERRiley

Most people eat soup with a spoon. I like to drink it from a mug. CRACKED

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Most people sleep on one pillow. I sleep right in the middle of two pillows. CRACKEDCO

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Entry by Quinton Darby

How people without OCD turn off a light Click. Off. Done. Versus how I turn off a light Off, on, off, on, off - dammit! Had a negative thought. Try ag

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Entry by Sonny Time

EATING ERENCH ERES MOST PEOPLE ME Pour fries Eat with directly into their hands. my mouth. CRACKEDC

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How normal people text How I text (I always perform the words as I type them, to see how they sound) CRACKED.COM

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Hunkering down to sleep: MOST zZZZ PEOPLE: Like a person- Sized spoon. 22Z- Like a kitty cat. CRACKED.OON

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Most people like fries on the side... I like mine on the INside CRACKED COM

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Entry by Kevin King

PICKING THINGS UP OFF THE GROUND MOST PEOPLE Bend down and use their hands. ME I use my feet. (Don't judge me)