Here’s How You Make It Rain Double Standards

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Nobody likes to think of themselves as a hypocrite, but it turns out most of us are. We've got different rules for ourselves than we have for literally every other person in the world.

Except for our readers, of course, who would never display any of the following behaviors:

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When I'm the driver: It's cool, I just need to check something for just a second, it's totally safe. When I'm the passenger: DUDE, PAY ATTENTION TO

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When I'm gossiping about others: it's harmless fun. WHEN THEY'RE GOSSIPING ABOUT ME: THEY ARE BEING MEAN BASTARDS. CRACKEDCON

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