How To Know Which Dating Profiles To Swipe Away From, Fast

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Romance is complicated, and despite all our interconnectedness, it's harder than ever to meet somebody. Enter dating apps and websites: The new-millennium alternative to singles bars. Theoretically, you could meet somebody great. You could also meet somebody incredibly problematic. But how do you tell, just from your screen?

Well, you could look for things like ...

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