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Not everyone is great at thinking on their feet. In fact, the thing we should have said usually comes to us when it's exactly too late for us to use it.

This contest was suggested by OldManRivers, who always manages to say the right thing at the right time.

Entry by jaykay

They asked, CRACKED Are you free to pick up any shifts this week if need we you to? I said, Yes I am! Give me call a any time! I wish I had said,

Entry by AmyB8484

When she tried to embarrass me in front of everyone by loudly asking how much my hair extensions cost... WHAT I SAID WHAT I WISH I'D SAID Ask your $20

Entry by weoirb

The kidney stones have been successfully removed! That will only be $20,000! Could you just put the stones back in again? g Oh thank goodness! of cour

Entry by joelekane

What I said: What L wish L saiid: I'm I do. gay. GRACKED.CQM

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