What You Said Vs. What You Should Have Said, Side By Side

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Not everyone is great at thinking on their feet. In fact, the thing we should have said usually comes to us when it's exactly too late for us to use it.

This contest was suggested by OldManRivers, who always manages to say the right thing at the right time.

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Entry by Sonny Time

DIDN'T yOU No, ALL I SAW SEE ME WERE HEADLIGHTS. BEHIND you? WHAT SAID YOUR BRIGHTS WERE ON AND YOU WERE TAILGATING. THOUGHT you WERE SOME ROAD RAGER

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Entry by alex10g

As a grocery deli worker, a co-worker regularly left for 30 mins to go to the washroom at busy times. What I said Wish I'd said Man, it must have Oh g

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Entry by jaykay

They asked, CRACKED Are you free to pick up any shifts this week if need we you to? I said, Yes I am! Give me call a any time! I wish I had said,

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Entry by JarOCats

SAID: I'M NOT MARRIED YET BECAUSE... UMMM... I COULD NEVER FIND SUCH A GREAT WIFE AS MY MOM WAS TO MY DAD. HA HA HA! SHOULDA SAID: I AM MARRIED, BUT I

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Entry by theRoscoe

WHAT THE MIDDLE-SCHOOL BULLY SAID: Wanna help beat this kid up? WHAT I SAID: Sure WHAT I SHOULD'VE SAID: You're going to think I'm a spineless pu

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Entry by AmyB8484

When she tried to embarrass me in front of everyone by loudly asking how much my hair extensions cost... WHAT I SAID WHAT I WISH I'D SAID Ask your $20

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Entry by Mahbub.Mamun

When my neighbors asked about my result every day after each eram WHAT I SAID: The grades haven't been posted yet, wish me luck! I WISH I'D SAID: F*ck

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Entry by Scott Laffey

Excuse me, do you work here? What said: I sure do! What can I help you with today? What 0 wish I'd said: TRISIIA Sorry, no. I was a 'stubborn ass who

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Entry by weoirb

The kidney stones have been successfully removed! That will only be $20,000! Could you just put the stones back in again? g Oh thank goodness! of cour

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Entry by AmyB8484

ThE last time I was told, Oh, that's why your eyes look like that... after revealing I'm half-Asian... WHAT I SAID WHAT I WISH I SAID Yep, Umm... Ye

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Entry by PookieJones

WHAT I SAID CRACKED c COM Why yes, I really am short. WHAT I WISH I'D SAID Yet I still have to stoop to get to your level.

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

What CRACKEDCON 0 said: I like this job, but 0 wish to pursue new opportunities. 0 should have said: I'd rather take the cycle of unemployment than

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This guy that I had just started dating told me that 1 should never tell him to shut up or ever call him stupid. WHAT I WHAT I SAID: SHOULD HAVE S

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Entry by AmyB8484

You're just a blind sheeple for taking Big Pharma's poison. You wouldn't have an illness if you hadn't ingested So many toxins and eaten meat. WHAT I

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Entry by joelekane

What I said: What L wish L saiid: I'm I do. gay. GRACKED.CQM

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