If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest

Movie posters are OK, we guess. More accurately, they're OK for about five seconds, because rarely do they ever tell us anything useful about the film we're paying a large pizza's worth of cash to see.

Which is why we edited the following posters for accuracy. Hopefully we'll save you some pizza money.

42
Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKED.COM LIAM NE ES 0 N A MAN STARVES WOLVES THE GREY RUUNC FIG NEIN RETTENENT ISITFEE JIPAERWTT EOIMTRINT IIS EAPOHANAM PAMNEST TEGOE FIAV EPT MRG

41
Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKEDOON Owen Jennifer WILSON ANISTON Marley & Me Dog poops on a beach and owner kills him.

40
Entry by MrFreehuggs

SANTA KIDNAPS A BABY AND NO ONE CARES. CRACKEDCON

39
Entry by Eraser

OF URIOUS THE A bold plan gets destroyed by bald men. CRACKEDOOT APRIL 14 IN THEATERS AND IMVAX

38
Entry by MrFreehuggs

THE SEVERAL COPS HAVE THEIR THOUGHTS EXPOSED. PAFTOA h THE DEPARTED CRACKED.COM

37
Entry by El Zoof

RAQUEL WELCH POSTER GIVES MUCH-NEEDED RELEASE TO LONELY NERD TIM ROBBINS MORGAN FRYE E M A N THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION CASTLE ROCK ENTERTAINMENTr AFRAN

36
Entry by Leroy Duhart

If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest

35
Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKEDCON DALrDisney ATR PICTURES PRESENTS BUD K KID GETS BENCHED FOR A DOG.

34
Entry by John Sherwood

Bill M u  r  r  ay An immortal demigod becomes a kick-ass jazz pianist. Groundhog Day 2 3 4 COLUMBLA PICTURES PRESENTS ATREVOR ALBERT HAROLD FILM BILL

33

Man who commits identity theft for teaching job still trusted with kids. SchoolorRock CRACKED COM

32

A hot guy from a few towns over shows back up after ghosting his girlfriend. MARVEL THOR THE DARK WORLD 11.8.13 MARVEL FACEBOOK.COM/THOR MARIVEL

31
Entry by Leroy Duhart

CRACKED TOM HANKS Trusted FedEx employee decides to open everyone's mail. TESa1 CAST AWAY At the edge of the world. his journey begins. TVENTIETH CENT

30
Entry by Eraser

CRACKED.COM An android with ulterior motives spikes the champagne, which leads to a squid baby and other fun stuff. FROM THE DIRECTOR OF ALIEN AND GLA

29
Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKED.COM twilight AN ELDERLY MAN TAKES ADVANTAGE OF A TROUBLED TEENAGE GIRL

28
Entry by MrWilson

THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER GRAND RAND THEFT HEFT AuTo THE SUBMARINE EDITION! CRACKED COM

27

CHRIS ROBERT SCARLETT SERASTIAN JERENY DON ANTHONY PAUL ELIZABETH DANIEL EVANS DOWNEY JR. JOHANSSON STAN RENNER CHEIDLE MACKIE BETTANY OLSEN BRIHL MAR

26

REMEMBERS ALwAYs A MAN REMEMBER. CAN'T HE THAT MEMAEATO Felol) am sedtun (o.dal foown) PANTOLIANO JOE forrca selection MOSs fepiw) dechie Corficin CAR

25
Entry by sincitym

TOM HANKS An aging prison guard lets an inmate treat his bladder infection. THE GREENIMILE From the Director of The Shawshank Redemption STLEAOTENERN

24

JOE RALPH MARISA FRED PESCI MACCHIO TOMEI GWYNNE A JONATHAN LYNN FILM MY COUSIN VINNY CRACKED.COM Lawyer accidentally threatens to rape his client

23
Entry by poohockey415

RUSSELL CROWE RYAN GOSLING the nuca guys YOU BROKE MY ARM! WE SHOULD TEAM UP! THIS SUMMER ITheNicec

22
Entry by El Zoof

GRAGKEDOON CRIMINAL LOSES FIGHT ROCKY ROBERT CHARTOFE .IRWIN WINKLER- JOHN G. AVILOSEN STARRNG AND SYIVESIER SIALLONE TAA SHIRE. BURT YOUNG CARL WEAT

21
Entry by xela_ananym

TERRORIST RADICALIZES YOUNG FOR BRITISH V/ENDETIIA MARCH WOMAN. ViorVendetto. 2006 com CRACKED.COM

20
Entry by PollyDarton

WALT DISNEY'S HY POFPINS JULIE ANDREWS DICK VAN DYKE A magic nanny convinces a mother of 2 to give up on women's suffrage. CRACKEDOON

19
Entry by rjziggo

No really. They are turtles. TEENACE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE5 AUGUST 8 IN THEATRES AND reald CRACKED.COM

18
Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKEDCO A MAN DESERTS HIS KIDS DURING NATURAL DISASTER FROM THE DIRECTOR OF THE DARK KNIGHT TRILOGY AND INCEPTION NTERSTELLAR IN THEATRES AND IMAX E

17
Entry by AneeshShabu

THE MOST BADASS SUICIDE EVER! GRA WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RIAN JOHNSON LOOPER

16
Entry by Leroy Duhart

CRACKED.COM ARE YOU WATCHING CLOSELY? NIKOLA TESLa soLVES wOrLd HunGer... ...BUT Becomes a magican inscead. THEPRESTIGE OCTOBER 20 HUGHJACKMANCHRISTIA

15
Entry by PollyDarton

MELGIBSON A highly advanced race of aliens does not do enough research. M'. NIGHT ISHYAMALAN'S si s ENTSTE nr SIALKS HON 326 2 11-

14

Technically there is a consensual necrophilia scene KATE BECKINSALE SCOTT SPEEDMAN UNDERWORLD EVOLUTION IN THEATERS JANUARY 2006 EnterTheUnderworld.co

13
Entry by MrFreehuggs

PLANTS COORDINATE WORLDWIDE BIOWARFARE THE HAPPENING

12
Entry by MrFreehuggs

tah AFFENE AROUSAL EKCITEMENT ALARM AST DISTRESS PAS RAGET RICS HATI RAGE EXETEREENEE RIS TEINE S IFURY ER PSSON AR AROUSALP RIE ANSYT DIST WE ITESS C

11
Entry by Michael Riel

CRACKED.COM PiIGRIM I THE WORLD vS. S hi Hipster Kills Seven People For Girl He Just Met

10

Bickering one-percenters derail public mass transit. stw BC880 BALE CAINE NEESON HOLMES OLDMAN FREEMANG BATMAN BEGINS BSATO US TNELI SM T0010 JUNE 17

9
Entry by joe99

THEY FIGHT UNTIL THEIR MOMS MAKE THEM STOP #WHOWILLWIN 3.25.16

8
Entry by MrFreehuggs

CRACKED.CO BRAD PITT EDWARD NORTON A DAVID FINCHER FILM I A DOMESTIC TERRORIST ATTEMPTS SUICIDE.

7

Same Sh*t Different Room CRACKEDGOM SALVI

6

If Movie Poster Taglines Were Honest

5

RYAN GOSLING EMMA STONE LA LA LAND ESONTUE DIBECTO O WIS A Very Long Glee Episode

4

A food critic's life flashes before his eyes after eating something a rat touched. DisneY PIXAR RATATOUILLE (rata.tuy)

3

Billionaire forces teenage boy to undress on city rooftop. 11061 7.7.2017 SAS etatsounie CRACKED.COM

2
Entry by krakenkraked

CRACKED.COM RESPONSIBLE, CARING FATHER TRIES TO KEEP HIS FAMILY TOGETHER AT ANY COST FROM MAD MASTERNINO BEORGE MILLER TOM HARDY CHARLIZE THERON R R A

1
Entry by gicusudoru

A GUY GRIEVES THE LOSS OF HIS PET AND KILLS A LOT OF PEOPLE JOHN WICK A GUY IS HAPPY TO HAVE A NEW PET AND KILLS A LOT OF PEOPLE CHAPTER JOHN WICK

To turn on reply notifications, click here

70 Comments

Load Comments