How Hollywood Thinks Crises Play Out, In 3 Steps

If you didn't think there was a formula to TV shows and movies, well, we have bad news for you. What's worse is that more and more, showrunners and filmmakers are picking the wrong, dumb formulas to use.

For example ...

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Entry by Scott Laffey

How Hollywood Thinks Crises Play Out, In 3 Steps

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1. The protagonist wakes up alone. Fears they are the last person on earth. 2. Soon discovers that the population mostly consists of flesheating monst

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War Breaks Out. A lot of People Die. People Celebrate and Get Awards. CRACKED.COM

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I. THE WORLD IS in DANGER FRoM CRAZY SUPERVILLAIN. IL SLEEP WITH AS many women AS YOU cAn. III WORLD SAVED. ORACKEDCOM

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1. Desperate situation 2. Out of the blue, bring back some character created for this single purpose 3. Situation resolved CRACKED COM

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Entry by Danzy

How Hollywood Thinks Crises Play Out, In 3 Steps

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How Hollywood Thinks Crises Play Out, In 3 Steps

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STEP 1: Horrific Tragedy Instead Of. Great Family Night STEP 2: Training Montage Instead Of Therapy STEP 3: Badass Instead Of This Superhero... CRACKE

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CRACKED.COM 1. Becomes unsafe 2. Inhales chemical and knocked unconscious gets 3. Wakes unaffected up totally

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CRACKED.COM 1. If at first you don't succeed... 2. Try., try again 3Leamtesson Reaotrp-40sos AND AGAIN

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Assaults police Officers.. Instead of cooperating with thems Causes a massive traffic accident.. 2 With no-regard for innocent road uSers. Doesn't fac

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1. Meet rapists 2. Kil rapists 3. Drive around with rapist's conspicuous vehicle RE r WJEWELRY GO DUMONDS TV VCR-TOLS -WATCES SEREO CAMER! FEAW an POS

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