14 Now-You-Know Facts From Art History

14 Now-You-Know Facts From Art History

5 People In The News (And Their WTF Side Stories Everyone Forgot)

5 People In The News (And Their WTF Side Stories Everyone Forgot)

15 Characters Based On Their Own Creators

15 Characters Based On Their Own Creators

We Need A Brigid of Kildare Movie -- Ireland's Coolest Saint

We Need A Brigid of Kildare Movie -- Ireland's Coolest Saint

Music Mystery - No One Knows How Old Mariah Carey Is

Music Mystery - No One Knows How Old Mariah Carey Is

15 Quick Charts To Help You Troubleshoot Daily Life

Everyone's day-to-day is filled with struggle. And by that we mean, even the sharpest of us get tripped up by some menial bullshit as we try to make it through the day unscathed.

So, in an effort to help out our fellow humans and fulfill our court-ordered mandate, consider these helpful graphs our public service to you.

15
Entry by deathpod

SHOULD YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? ARE YOU EXPECTING A CALL? YES. NO. WHAT YEAR IS IT? 1985. 2017. I I ANSINER IT. DON'T ANSWER IT. YOUR MOTHER WILL BE WORR

14
Entry by Danzy

GET YOUR KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL: A HELPFUL GUIDE Choose the one that best fits your parenting style: 60 minutes Wake up/Bathroom/Get Dressed Get Kids U

13
Entry by Jose Canyusi

Recycling or Trash? YES! Is it glass? NO Is the YES! recycling bin NO! ...Plastic? kinda full or just too far NO away? AW, YES! SCREW ...Paper? IT NO

12
Entry by Melidy

POPPING A PIMPLE/BLACKHEAD Does it have g head? Yes No Is it swollen? PES OF ACNE PIMPLES Yes No 1 Pop it! stop picking your face! Did something come

11
Entry by Danzy

CRACKED.COM SHOULD I ACCEPT REALITY? Are you happy? YES NO Do you have a loving family? YES NO Good job? YES NO Has medication worked? YES NO ACCEPT E

10
Entry by deathpod

15 Quick Charts To Help You Troubleshoot Daily Life

9

Are at least 2 unrelated people saying you've done the wrong thing? Yes No You've done Most likely an the wrong interpersonal thing. issue, try talkin

8
Entry by deathpod

DO YOU NEED TO EXERCISE TODAY? DID YOU EXERCISE YESTERDAY? YES NO YOUR CURRENT SHAPE? NO, YOU DON'T. YES, YOU DO. (BUT YOU PROBABLY WILL) (BUT YOU PRO

7
Entry by El Zoof

HOW TO SPEAK TO YOUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER CRACKEDCONI

6
Entry by Danzy

is that M ME a SERIAL or KILLER? a Is he wearing face paint or a mask? Yes No Is he following you? Yes No Is he acting strange? Yes No Does he have a

5
Entry by Matt Lovell

Green NutritioN! Red StuFF StUFF 20% 40% Brown cruNcH CrUNCH StUFF Berries 35% 5%

4
Entry by deathpod

Intro to Procrastination I'LL GET TO IT TOMORROW

3
Entry by deathpod

ARE you GoIG TO BE LATE? YES no Do you really need to shower today... YES no Do you care? YES no Don't lie. Snooze N CRACKED.COM

2
Entry by KailaW

Safe for Work Conversation Weather 5% Funny Videos & Memes TV & Movies 25% 15% Family & Friends 10% Pleasantries Current Events 5% 20% Sports 20%

1
Entry by Danzy

AVOIDING THE OFFICE MINEFIELD: AN ANTI-SOCIAL GUIDE MORNING Arrive early Give yourself just enough time Hello, early-bird. Let's chat Bad traffic. Ar

Related:

Support Charity, Win Bitcoin
Want in on this?

Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our pictofact contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.

Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!