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Yeah, a cat hanging by a wire is pretty cute, but is it really motivational? "Hang In There" isn't really pushing us to succeed, you know?
So, with all due respect to that kitty, these are the words of wisdom we're really looking for.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!
We've given up on truth in advertising and would settle for truth in packaging.
Here's what the inside of a character's brain looks like.