19 Charts That Perfectly Explain Hollywood Logic

Who doesn't love a good chart? The answer is no one. Well, except maybe the fat cats in Hollywood won't like these ones, since these charts pretty much do an accurate job spelling out just how dumb some things are that made it to the big (and small) screen.

For example ...

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YENTSER'S MARVEL THE BULLETS NEEDED TO KILL A CHITAURI 000 500 1 BLACK WIDOW RANDOM COP CRACKED.COM

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BEAUTY Disney BEAST AND THE WHO DID THE ENCHANTRESS CURSE? INNOCENT SERVANTS PRINCEADAM CRACKED.COM

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

DEFEATING THE ANTAGONIST OR OVERCOMING THE CRISIS. WILLTHE MOST LOGICAL NO ACTION SOLVE THE ISSUE AND END THE STORY IMMEDIATELY? YES HAVE YOU REACHED

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Entry by Darkwinde2

Help! I'm being chased by bad guys in that car! What do E do? Are there trees on the side of the road that -NO you could fit through but the car can't

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The Office CRACKEDCON SKILLS SALES ABILITY INTERPERSONAL

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Entry by PookieJones

How SHAWN SPENCER, WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE HEAD PSYCHIC OF THE S.B.P.D., ACTUALLY GETS CASES. Miscellaneous 6% (suspect, victim, fabricabese a case, 22%

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Entry by allanime01

Throw punches and energy blasts Did you win? Yes No Wait no he just TRANSFORM! transformed. NEXT TIME ON DRAYBIY

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The Amount of Work We See Wealthy Men Do Wow! Lots A little None Mr. Burns Richie Rich Patrick Bateman CRACKED

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

UNCONTROLLABLE SOBBING. WHO'SCUTTING ONIONS? CRYING OF I'VE GOTSOMETHING IN MY EYE, OK? AMOUNT SNIFFLEO Marley & Me DOG'S PURPOE OLDYELLER HACHI Cugo

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Entry by Lizzy Chrome

STABFLEET DIVERSITY Often Entire Crew Makeup More than Earth One on most Senior Staffs From Commonly States Seen in all Half-Human Ranks United the A

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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF SAVED BY THE BELL'S ZACK MORRIS Wake Up in the Morning IS THERE YES A REASON NO TOUE? LE CRACKEDCON

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Entry by masta_X

Miami Dade Police Department Personnel Crime Scene Detective work Investigation & SWAT raids Medical Examination & Forensic Analysis CRACKED COM

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Entry by allanime01

CRIMINAL FATE OF AN UNSUB IN MINDS 8% 5% Arrested 9% Death by BAU Team Member 54% Suicide 24% Death by Local Police/ BAU Officers Other (escape, accid

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BEAUTY Disney WHAT KIND OF ACCENTS ARE BEAST AND THE HEARD IN A QUAINT FRENCH VILLAGE? American British French

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Entry by Yaznest

How the Department of Diagnostic Medicine in House solves the case? Light bulb moment Diagnosis CRACKED.COM

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Entry by HamHurt

CRACKED.COM Keystrokes required to hack into encrypted mainframes [in/movies] D 16 4 Swordfish AntiTrust Hackers War Games

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How DO FICTIONAL HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS SPEND THEIR DAYS? Attending Classes Shenanigans Tomfoolery Skylarking Nonsense CRACKED

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Entry by amanygv

CRACKEDCON Movie Makeovers GODDESSI Attractiveness Rated 00 (-) Glasses (+) Makeup

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Entry by Busteq

WILL YOUR EVIL PLAN SUCCEED? DID YOU EXPLAIN IT OUT LOUD BEFORE ITHAPPENED? OF COURSE YOU DID! THEN IT WON'T.

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