20 Movie Posters Too Breathtaking For Hollywood

Once upon a time, movie studios used to give a shit about the posters they put out advertising their films. But we're pretty sure some marketing guy came along one day and said, "Hey, just squeeze as many actors into the poster as you can. And make sure they're all doing stuff that doesn't make sense." And all the magic of movie posters was lost forever.

Well, the following posters are our way of saying, "Hey, marketing guy, go fuck yourself."

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Entry by ETangonan

NT T HE'S NOT THE BOOGEYMAN... ...HE'S THE ONE YOU SEND TO KILL THE BOOGEYMAN KEANU REEVES JOHN WICK IS IN AN AOIRES OAAND PAANL DNWE ENIERTANMEML EME

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Entry by mattographer

MAD MAX FU RYROAD CRACKED COM

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Entry by mrlarry

POWER RANGERS TOGETHER WE ARE MORD

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Entry by ETangonan

CRACKEDCONT TOM HOLLAND ROBERT DOWNEY JR. AND MICHAEL KEATON MARVEL STUDLOS PRESENTS SPIDER-MAN HOMECOMING

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Entry by Kevin King

M. NIGHT AMALAN SPLIT CRACKED COM

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Entry by Danzy

Scarlett Johansson CRACKEDCON GHOST SHELL IN THE

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Entry by ChevySpoons

n Hetrpray JULY, 2007 CRACKEDCON

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Entry by qrys2fur

GUARDIANS of THE GALAXY NEXT WEONESDAY GIGANTICPICTURES DARE EMM-ROSSUM 1ACHGILFORD ASHLEY SPRINGER ANA GASTEYER ROONEY MARA WTHSANDRA BERNHARD AND A

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Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCONT THEPE. WILL BE. BLOOD

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Entry by dangerbox001

ORAGKEDCON A F B SPEED G RACER E C D HERE HE COMES... IUOAAALNNALPANDLN SIPDA TAOAO

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Entry by jazbeck

X-MEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST SLAIN ATTENTIONI APPREHENDED AYSTIQUE YOU ARE NOW STORM LEAVEINGA AAEHENDEL WNTROLLED coLossus TONE SLAIN SLAIN CYCLOPS PREH

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Entry by Paika

TOMMY WISEAU the ROOM Htit

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Entry by El Zoof

DEADPOOL A LOGO REALLYI? CRACKED.COM IS THAT POSTER? BEST yOU THE ATLEAST DO? GUYS CAN GOT ANR-RATING THEY AND DIDN'T MY LIPS sEW SPOILER SHUT. ALERT!

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

J0OE LEGIE ATLASENTERTAINENTA CRUELANDUNOTIAL PE0UCOH ACKSNYOERE JUSTLE LEAGUE BENAFFLECK HENRY CAILL ADAS JESE ESE DIANE LANE AURENDEFSHELKKE JEREM P

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Entry by PedroH

THE MAGIC BEGINS CRACKED COM 9 3 4 HARRY POTTER and the philosopber's Stone TIO NNIPWIRES IVIK PENNWI WO FNA NUN IFINKOF TKAIINTAVE JWFLLELIV K NEELA

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Entry by Ashebox

CRACKED.COM 2016

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Entry by ChevySpoons

CRACKED.COM K56352 r 16 NOW YOU SEE ME Look for what you can't see. TINONN PKESS EI ENA NEMA AEMNE DIONLNIO'MHUNEVAN JEREAM FRAMEILA NEA SFMPO MLMERI

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Entry by SassyPaddy

CHRIS HEMSWORTH DANIEL BRUHL RUSH T INPLTHESMEN LWFNIK ENN MAILNCIN LWI IN MH LIELENTETATVENT ENFA NAINLAIFINKAE FIKAIATIEEEDNEKAV JAFHELAM KA NFKHLA

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Entry by dangerbox001

GEORGE JOHN TIM BLAKE JOHN CLOONEY TURTURRO NELSON GOODMAN O BROTHER, CRALN WHERE ART THOU? XXX MADOIRES FIIL DENTVPIFEMNE LINME ENTERTAINMENT NEMN ED

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Entry by mrlarry

CHRIS EVANS SAMUEL LJACKSON SCARLETT JOHANNSON and ROBERT REDFORD CAPTAIN AMERICA THE WINTER SOLDIER A MARVEL STUDIOS FILM

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