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11 Events That Have Happened As Many Times As President Trump Has Been Impeached

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Good Idea: Remove Every Trump Cameo

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15 Work/Career Tips We Learned On The Job

School's great for a lot of things -- making you read Crime And Punishment every other year, teaching you history you're going to find out is all wrong in the future, long division. You know, stuff that matters or whatever.

School, however, is not great at giving you practical advice -- like how to do taxes or survive the workplace. Thankfully, we can help you with at least one of those things. (We're still working on our CPA certification.)

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Entry by JoeX111

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Entry by deathpod

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Entry by R.E.L

Why do you want to work for us? How should you answer this question? Look up their mission statement and tailor your answer to it.

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Entry by Busteq

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Entry by Lolly~

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Entry by Lolly~

As a manager, you should work as hard as the people working for you.

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Entry by Lolly~

Avoid office politics and drama AT ALL COSTS.

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Entry by Ashebox

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Entry by Busteq

If you are having writer's block, just write down everythingyou're thinking about in that moment... CRACKEDCON deas will then come all by themselves.

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Entry by Alex Buchanan

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Entry by Lolly~

REINA ) PORTO 0 MA5 Do not eat someone else's lunch. Seriously. Don't.

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Entry by Lolly~

There will be some mistakes made in any job. The important part is handling them professionally. 4su6F-a/fICE Muriolieamiaun CONGRESS. JOHN MARSHALL (

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Entry by Lolly~

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