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We've come a long way with the whole touching genitals together thing. The proof is in the numbers, which we're going to show you now.
Unfortunately there are no pictures of said genital touching. But numbers are sexy, too! Right?
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Got your own ideas for contest prompts? We'd love to see them!
Here's what the inside of a character's brain looks like.
We've given up on truth in advertising and would settle for truth in packaging.