17Entry by ICantWrite
16Entry by mkad
We have no doubt that, someday, a movie is going to be made about Donald Trump and his Twitter account. Thankfully, we doubt you'll see any of the following tweets show up in said film, because, c'mon, even we have to give Trump a little credit.
Suffice to say, though, don't be surprised if you actually see any of these grace Trump's Twitter feed.
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.