We're actually being serious here. You can't have a major event in this country without someone in Hollywood deciding that, yes, that traumatizing thing that just happened is the perfect plot for a movie.
So don't be surprised when you see these films coming to a theater near you.
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.
A little polish here, a little whitewash there, and voila! Box office gold.
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