15 Recovered Messages That Would Explain Bad Movie Decisions

"I wonder what the screenwriter was smoking?" and "Who thought Shia LaBeouf would be a good casting choice here?" have often been overheard around the Cracked offices water cooler the morning after Movie Night. Thanks to secret FBI data-recovering techniques we've learned of the conversations that led to some of the bizarre decisions made during the production. Surprisingly enough, blackmail isn't always involved.

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AT&T 11:40 PM Messages Unknown Contact It'd be So embarrassing if people knew what you have in this thing. Ain't that right, Mr. De Niro? Text Message

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15 Recovered Messages That Would Explain Bad Movie Decisions

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sal. AT&T3G 9:41 AM 97% Messages David S Goyer Edit I got your new draft to the Batman V Superman script and I have some issues with it wrote Joker ou

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LEAVE ROOM BLACK JACK PAYS 3 TO 2 SIT HERE SIT HERE Blackjack Chat: Peter Jackson: SO nice to take a break from the Kong script. Peter Jackson: BTW du

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AT&T 9:41 AM AT&T 9:41 AM Messages Michael Bay Contact Messages Michael Bay Contact Yesterday 10:47 P1 ok JUST SAW DIS MOVIE U NO WAT WELL MAKE IT A R

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charlie kaufman Chats online did you see 9:35 inside the actors 9:35 Ha ha. Inside The Actors. I'd watch that show. 9:35 studio 9:36 ? 9:36 Tonight

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AT&T 9:40 PM 50 Messages Josh Contact if i make it 2 hollywood ill just up and lose the pants every1 will get 2 see my huge naked rock-hard thing LOL

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.00 3G 47% Messages Christian Bale Contacts What kind of agent are you? This is insane. What happened? They put me in Val Kilmer's old suit. I feel li

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Fran Walsh 1:17pm The studio called. They said they won't meet Cumberbatch's demands and we have to revise Battle. Peter F***ing Genius Jackson 1:17pm

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Rick Yorn Rick Yorn Hey Bobby, have you seen Shonda Rhimes' Ted Talk - My Year of Saying Yes to Everything? I think we should try it! That script I

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...00 AT&T 10:35 AM 50% Messages Shyamalan Contact Hum... I know I should have checked with you earlier, but... You guys WILL be able to remove everyt

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AT&T 4G 7:01 PM 63% Messages Abrams Contact December 14. 2015. 6:55 PM We're tracking Twitter in real time. When the movie began, #WeLovePoeDameron st

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AT&T 10:01 PM 85% Messages George Lucas Contact L want a new Star Wars character that children will lovel Uhh, ok J want him to be based on a slapstic

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AT&T 3G 2:50 PM 97% Messages Colin Trevorrow Edit How about Chris Pratt? He's getting big after Guardians of the Galaxy. A comedy actor who played opp

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CRACKEDCON ...00 AT&T 9:41 AM 50 % Messages Mom Contact Today 8:32 AM CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY Oh god, I'm SO sorry Mom! You better make

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