Everything Wrong With These 15 Movies, In Chart Form

It's hard to sum up in as few words as possible why potentially great movies ended up as giant piles of shit. Fortunately, we have charts to consolidate our thoughts into succinctly pretty pictures. Because everyone loves pictures, dammit.

So let's look at some pretty pictures of Hollywood turds.

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Entry by ecopper12

Everything Wrong With These 15 Movies, In Chart Form

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Entry by exbelle

The Magnificent Seven's Motivations Tragic: Backstory $ Chance to look cool. Lean on walls and stuff. CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by deathpod

TERMINATOR FILMS Directed by James Cameron NOT Directed by James Cameron CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Pep89

50% 50% A fascinating Another generic study concerning the 'macho' war film. dehumanisation of military recruits. Stanley Kubrick's FULL METAL JACKET

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People Who Played Ghostface in SCRE4 M TO TO 6'6 6'6 6'O 6'0 5'6 5'6 5'0 5'0 4'6 4'6 4'O 4'o 6'1 3'6 5'6 3'6 3'O 5'2 3'0 Dane Farw

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Entry by Kevin King

Movies based on Nicholas Sparks' novels Two heterosexual, Caucasian people in a small town, bond over their differences and kiss in the rain, a lot An

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JURASSI PARK T. rex Not T. rex CRACKED

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Entry by lenesmero

DIRTY grandpa 50% CRAP 50% SH*T

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Entry by deathpod

CRACKED CON NOSTALGIA youe MOVE STERMINATOR RRUBOOIP TOTAL RECALL PG-13

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Entry by Brooklyned

JAR JAR GREEN SCREEN MIDI-CHLORIANS LIAM NEESON PHONING STAR WARS EPISODE I IT IN THE PHANTOM MENACE GIVING LUCAS FULL CREATIVE CONTROL

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Entry by ThiefofDreams

IAMISCAMERON'S AVATAR 33% 33% WEIRD GLOWY ALIEN STUFF HAIR SEX TO MAKE WITH YOU GO EVERYTHING OOH 33% MOTION SICKNESS INDUCING GIMMICKY 3D EFFECTS

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ROCKY Sylvester Stallone's Dialogue. Adrian! Indecipherable CRACKEDOON

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Everything Wrong With These 15 Movies, In Chart Form

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POP CULTURE REFERENCES MADE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO SHEENA EASTON TRALFAMADORE A R R V A L

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Entry by Pep89

CRACKEDcO THE FILM ADAPTATION THE SOURCE MATERIAL HOBBIT THE

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