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First, we want to thank Deathpod and IsaaxC. Without them, this beautiful lovechild of their ideas would've never come to be.
Second, YOU should thank them, because television shows aren't truly great until they're set to Bingo.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.
Turns out white knuckles don't fade over time.