Thanks for connecting! You're almost done. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username.
You have to hand it to marketers and advertisers, they know how to make their products look awesome as shit. Guess that's why they make the big bucks, huh?
But, well, reality is always so much more shameful than the ads we see.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
For every Raging Bull, there’s a Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.