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The Holidays Are Here: How To Survive The Damned Parties

It's holiday season, which means everyone's lives are about to be full of shitty holiday party after shitty holiday party. So, as a service to you, dear reader, here are some helpful survival guides to follow this year.

Just keep the following in mind, and this year, keep your sanity.

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Who are you this holiday? Gender rn? ou GIr Soy Drinking? With Friendst X x Introvert? Flirting? Some sort X o drank x Ho Ho Hanging with HD Dedicated

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Proper Coworker Compliment Etiquette (office party edition) LOOKIN' GOOD! THANKS, JON. YES EYES UP HERE, JON. NO Lookin' good... CRACKEDCON

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4 3 2 1 0 6PM 7PM 8PM 9PM 10PM 11PM #OF DRINKS INHIBITION LIKELIHOOD OF RACIST COMMENT

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INVITED TO A GIFT EXCHANGE GAME YOU WILL END UP WITH THE ONLY STUPID GAG GIFT WHILE EVERYONE, ELSE MANAG TO REACQUIRE THEIR OWN, NICER PRESENTS. UUST

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