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When it comes to years, 2016 ranks somewhere between hot garbage and hotter garbage. And while there's nothing we can do now to change the events that have happened, we can still pretend, can't we?
So, come, reader -- pretend with us.
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.
Turns out white knuckles don't fade over time.