26 Movie Recaps That Save You The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

In this day and age, we're constantly on the move. There's shit to be done, and we've got zero patience for anything that does not involve doing that shit.

So for those of you who don't have time to watch all those popular movies people keep talking about, you're in luck! Grab some milk duds and, by the time the box is empty, you'll be all up to date on famous movies you couldn't be bothered to watch the first time around.

26
Entry by Kevin King

A SHERIFF SEARCHES FOR A HILLBILLY AND A GUY WITH A BAD HAIRCUT, WHILE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

25
Entry by Darryl_Marks

CRACKEDCON WARNER Bros. FAMILY ENTERTAINMENT WZND THE Z TEENAGE GIRL KILLS WOMAN AND STEALS HER SHOES - MEETS FUN FRIENDS TOGETHER THEY KILL WOMAN'S S

24
Entry by krakenkraked

CHARLTON HESTON TAKES A SOMEWHAT COMPLICATED TRIP TO NY

23

26 Movie Recaps That Save You The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

22
Entry by xela_ananym

Everybody swears a lot and then dies. THE 8TH FILO BY OUENTIN TARANTINO THE HATEFUL EIGHT smrrer.l TET TEMIOIFER VALTOM NIMEAM TIN NOTHTIEL THT ALCKSO

21
Entry by Busteq

CON ARTIST BECOMES RICH AFTER SWINDLING GRAN THE WORKING CLASS WITH TRASH STOCKS IT WILL MAKE YOU WANT TO HIT YOURSELF REPEATEDLY ON THE CHEST

20
Entry by Eraser

A BOXER HUNGRH FOR REUENGE TRAUELS EAST TO FIGHT A STEROID-FIELLED GIANT. HIS WIFE DISAPPROUES... AT FIRST. CRACKED.COM

19

DR. DOLITTLE Guy talks to a bunch of animals and Doeslittle else. CRAGKED

18
Entry by SMARTALIENQT

26 Movie Recaps That Save You The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

17
Entry by SarahFemme

tyHarry SOMEHOW, A SEASONED COP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND DUE PROCESS AND ENDANGERS CIVILIANS' LIVES BY LETTING A PSYCHOPATH WALK FREE. CRACKEDCON

16

TAR WARS REVENGE OF THE SITH Whiny -hound turns into dangerous psychopath. CRACKED.COM

15
Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDce Blue Velvet COM A COLLEGE STUDENT SOLVES A MYSTERY AND MEETS A SEX CRAZED, ROY ORBISON-LOVING PSYCHOPATH WITH AN OEDIPUS COMPLEX.

14
Entry by Kevin King

26 Movie Recaps That Save You The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

13
Entry by deathpod

CRACKED.COM KILLER ROBOT TURNED GOOD GUY GOES BACK IN TIME. TO RESCUE A SUBURBAN HOODLUM WITH A DIRTBIKE AND A GUNS N' ROSES CASSETTE TAPE.

12

ALIENSEEKS ITS TESTOSTERONE FX GETS AN OVERDOSE, DIES

11
Entry by Busteq

WILL SMITH TRIES TO STOP CRACKEDCON A ROBOT UPRISING IN A MOVIE SUPPOSEDLY BASED ON A BOOK ABOUT HOW ROBOT UPRISINGS ARE STUPID iROBOt

10

26 Movie Recaps That Save You The Trouble Of Seeing The Film

9
Entry by Lizzy Chrome

BEADE UMER The 40s meets the 'B0s meets what the 'B0s thought the 21st Century would look like

8
Entry by The_Feury

RAMBO: first blood Cops give TSD-afflicted veteran a hard time. RALEIGHLIG He gives them PTSD.

7
Entry by ChevySpoons

A CONVICTED CRIMINAL FEIGNS INSANITY, BECAUSE TIME IN A HOSPITAL IS EASIER THAN TIME IN PRISON. THE HOSPITAL NURSE DISAGREES. ONE FLEWOVER THE CUCK'S

6
Entry by Shanachartier

Hermaphrodite clownfish desperately searches for son to reproduce next batch of eggs.

5

A JIGSAW PUZZLE LEAD OF AND BLOOD. CAND ENDLESSLY QUOTABLE DIALOGUE.)

4
Entry by Kevin King

A TROUBLED YOUNG MAN FORMS A BOND WITH A CHARISMATIC CULT LEADER. THEN SOMETHING ABOUT CHINA? CRACKEDCON

3

Teenagers hear of an escaped convict and decide to take the law into their own hands. Harly Potte Pottet ANDTHE THR PRISONER CRACKED.COM OFAZKABAN

2
Entry by Nick624

CRACKEDCON XMEN DAYS OF FUTURE PAST We don't understand the continuity either SO fuck it let's start over

1
Entry by krakenkraked

CRACKED CON THEY TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & TRY & EDGE OF TRY & TRY & TRY & TOMORROW FINALLY