If Horror Movie Posters Were Forced To Be Honest

The people who make movie posters are pretty bad at their jobs. We know this because whenever we see one of their creations, we're never quite sure what the film is supposed to be about.

So, Hollywood filmmakers who we know are definitely reading this, consider throwing a gig at one of our photoplasticians next time you need some promotional material.

22
Entry by HPLovelock

UN MOT, UN REGARD NE SUFFIRONT PAS. LE BABADOOK JAMAIS NE PARTIRA. sundance GERARDMEREO uSi REPULSION et ROSEMARY'S BABY BABADOOK rivalise sont dre r

21
Entry by Danzy

Should Have Gotten A Puppy. STEVEN SPIELBERG PESETE WORST PET EVER STARRING ZACH GALLIGAN PHOEBE CATES -HOYT AXTON POLLY HOLLIDAY FRANCES LEE MCCAIN M

20

CRACKED.OON jodie foster / anthony hopkins / TEd levine the hunt for the flansgendlel murderer be scared of people who aren't like you SINERM AMTIRESW

19
Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCON Willem Dafoe & Charlotte Gainsbourg in film a by Lars von Trier GENAT AL MUTALATAON 108 minutes of pure cringe FESTIVALI DECANNES C CTREE C

18
Entry by Hildifons

POOP FETISH IFULL SEOUENCE IFC

17
Entry by jazbeck

CRACKED.COM NICOLAS WINDING REFN FANCY EXPLOITATION SHLOCK SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE 16 YEARS OLD, YOU PERVERTS DOO S ERERTI 12000 CFEFT O B E RE BLSS 112

16
Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDCOR COM HIGH SCHOOL IS HELL, PERIOD PAUL MONASH BRIAN DePALMA CARRIE A Producfm A Film SISSY SPACEK starring JOHN TRAVOLTA PIPER LAURIE. LAWR

15

CRACKED BASED ON A TRUE STORY THE AEDICAL NEGLECT O F EMILY ROSE SCREEN CEME ALAKESHOPEENT IRN RILS 200 BY CAM RCARENE NARY BET BURTME ERN RY SHORRE A

14
Entry by Kevin King

KATHY BATES FANGIRL CASTLE ROCK ENTERTAINMENT aesit NELSON ENTERTAINMENT ROB REINER IAMES CAAN- KATHY BATES MISERY FRANCES STERNHAGEN. RICHARD FRANSW

13
Entry by Hildifons

GREMLINS RIP-OFF CRACKED.COM

12
Entry by jazbeck

Who will survive our dietary habits? STOP America's most bizarre and brutal crimes!... EATING MEAT What happened is true. Now the motion picture that'

11
Entry by clg123

THIS SEPTEMBER, CRACKEDC FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE THE MONSTER GRANDMA'S RuLES: B888 1 Houe great time. 2 Eot as much os you wont. 3. Dont euer leoue your

10
Entry by TedStixon

THIS POSTER SURE WILL GRAB YOUR ATTENTION! ...BUT SHE'S ONLY IN THE MOVIE FOR ABOUT TWO MINUTES AND THE REST IS TWO GUYS SITTING AROUND A BATHROOM. TA

9
Entry by Kevin King

CRACKEDco COM HALLOWEEN I SEASON OF CONFUSION THE ONE WITHOUT MICHAEL MYERS

8
Entry by jazbeck

SPACERAPE It's scary because the victim is a guy.

7
Entry by ChevySpoons

tephenking's GRACKEDCON ZOMBIEPETS Kitty just won't stay dead. PRLVOSLECH PBESEIS PRMR RHINCHROS MBTAPSRUY SRENEDL VCEL MAID BOAFFYSGIEURSIA anVDl Al

6
Entry by JarOCats

QUENTIN TARANTINO PRESENTS ELI ROTHS TORTURE PART il PORN Because Americans never learn that horrible things always happen overseas. Starring A Comple

5
Entry by BurroFuma

ELIROTH & STRIKE PRRSENT IF YOU'VE SEEN ONE YOU'VE SEEN THEM ALL. JUST HO HUM ANOTHER EXORCISM FRITTEN BY HUCK BOTKO 6 ANDREW GURLAND DIRECTED BY DANL

4
Entry by 404notfound

CRACKED.COM DIE. BEFORE YOU DIE, YOU SEE SEE videotape, actual OBRONRIK PCT RES ESA OINNOPAR IGIES RNTE BNG ARNEB9MK K kcin IN UNNIS WROINEEVEICIN RIA

3

CRACKED CO KEANU LORENZA ANA REEVES IZZO DE ARMAS ALUROLIS THE WORLD ACCORDING TO MRAS UITA NEUL UHE RENR 6CH PTHNAROMAY CYOCAT FNES EURTIR I1A5 APLAU

2

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DEMON YOU WILL NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN. Che dork 1cw Cimcs

1

If Horror Movie Posters Were Forced To Be Honest

To turn on reply notifications, click here

115 Comments

Load Comments