16Entry by Guidodo
15Entry by UbreDebre
Every job description is written by someone who's, pardon our mashing of phrases here to make one nonsensical super phrase, trying to pull the rose-colored wool over your eyes. Because nowhere between the vague description of duties and experience requirements that literally no one can meet are the totally shitty situations you'll encounter on a normal day.
So before you go applying for a job, keep these in mind.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.