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We aren't greedy people. We don't need all the money, or cars, or mansions, or peeing ice statues that come with being the CEO of major companies.
No, we just want to make one tiny change, and hand the keys back. For example ...
Aside from our photoplasties ($100 per contest), we are paying out 10 winners for our macro contests. And YES, you can win all 10 spots ($350 payout) if you've got the skills to blow our minds that many times.
For every Raging Bull, there’s a Rocky and Bullwinkle.
Alexa, open the pod-bay doors.