16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue

There were apparently a lot of amazing missed opportunities.
16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue

We feel like screenwriters don't get their proper ... props. Anyway -- yeah, they can get fancy awards, but people rarely ever talk about what a great screenwriter "so-and-so" is.<

Which is a shame in particular for the people who wrote the following quotes. These lines were so iconic, you could put them in a completely different movie and not even skip a beat.

Do you really think you have a chance against Us, Mr. Cowboy? Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker. 00
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! CRACKEDCON
16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue
I'MA LEAD FARMER, MOTHER FUCKER! CRACKEDCO COM
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? CRACKED COM
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! CRACKED
SOMETIMES WHEN I'M DRIVING ON THE ROAD AT NIGHT, I SEE TWO HEADLIGHTS COMING TOWARD ME... FAST. I HAVE THIS SUDDEN IMPULSE TO TURN THE WHEEL QUICKLY.
CALL ME SNAKE. CRACKED COM
It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, then we'll go to White Castle. Be
Say hello to my little friend...
16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue
16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue
FLY, YOU FOOLS! PAA CRACKED.COM
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. CRACKED COM
16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue
16 Hilarious Moments Made By Swapping Movie Dialogue

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