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As we have pointed out again and again, other areas of life are badly in need of the kind of detailed warnings we get with prescription drugs.
This week we asked you to give us side effect warnings of everyday objects, and offered $50 to the winner. But first, the runners-up:
Want in on this? Next week's contests:
There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.
Just one or two of those would make the world so much less awkward.
A little polish here, a little whitewash there, and voila! Box office gold.