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If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

As we have pointed out again and again, other areas of life are badly in need of the kind of detailed warnings we get with prescription drugs.

This week we asked you to give us side effect warnings of everyday objects, and offered $50 to the winner. But first, the runners-up:

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by chicagonative

If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

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Entry by El_Vanja

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Entry by n00d3l5

DANIELS JACK TIME OLD Old No.Z BRAND Teno n essee QUALITY SOUR MAS H WHISKEY A WARNING MAY SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS CRACKED.COM

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Entry by maniac30au

WIKIPEDIA CRACKED.C COM 1 English Deutsch 2 The Free Encyclopedia Die freie Enzyklopadie German 2308 000+ articles 729 000+ Artivel 3 4 Francais Polsk

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WARNING THIS PRODUCT'S CONTENTS MAY NOT CONTAIN AN ACTUAL FEMALE. POTENTIAL USERS SHOULD CHECK IN ADVANCE BEFORE USE. NO REFUNDS. gratis acceso la ope

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Entry by hail2daking

CRACKED.COM Important Safety Instructions CAUTION SEVERE CARPAL TUNNEL SYNDROME MAY OCCUR FROM THE AMOUNT OF TIME YOU WILL BE LISTING THIS ON CRAIGLIS

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Entry by ClydeM

ASImo WARNING May portend the end of the human race. HONDA CRACKED.COM

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Entry by AM Smiley

If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

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Entry by Zapricorn

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Entry by SleepyBlue

CRACKED.cOM COSMIC THE FIFTH EDITION PERSPECTIVE BENNETT DONAHUE WARNING: SCHNEIDER MAY CAUSE FEELINGS OF INSIGNIFINANCE VOIT

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Entry by NightvisionUK

CRACKED.COM & 6 B D CAUTION: MAY CAUSE CREATIVITY AND UNWARRANTED OPTIMISM

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Entry by n00d3l5

CRACKED.COM hitet WMA Castle SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING. SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND STRONG CORRELATIONS BETWEEN THIS PRODUCT, 30 MINUTES, AND THE TACO SHITS

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Entry by hail2daking

CRACKED COM JJUST FOR MEN SHAMPOO-IN HAIRCOLOUR Targets only arey for a natural look WARNING This product may cause temporary delusions of young and v

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Entry by Games4me

CRACKED.cOM no? CAUTION Owning an expensive car may cause a false sense of superiority. If this occurs. immediately consume a frozen pizza in front of

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Entry by SSMickeyG

CRACKED.cOM WARNING harmfelor fartalfo bvalorved or

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Entry by ClydeM

CRACKED.COM in Tattoos Result sols Warning: Permanent Facial Permanent May Unemploymen

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Entry by bogert8609

CRACKED COM WARNING My cuteness has limited sustainability

INDUST ISAAEL AILYA MADE EM 3420013 OWNERS MAY EXPERIENCE THE FOLLOWING SIDE EFFECTS: AJSUMPTION BY OTHERS THAT OWNER HAS A SMALL PENIS. FURTHER ASSUM

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Entry by ClydeM

CRACKED.COM Marllaro seriously Smoking harms you WARNING others of Warning use and Excessive lead to stickers may all the around ignoring people stick

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Entry by tralfy

WARNING: BEAR CRACKED COM

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Entry by Zacariakus

CRACKED cOM AGES 8+ GOG AESR KICREro MONUPOLY MEGA THE 1 EDITION A CAUTION Bigger, EVERYBODY Faster, WILL HATE Own it All EVERYBODY ..and More!

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