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If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

As we have pointed out again and again, other areas of life are badly in need of the kind of detailed warnings we get with prescription drugs.

This week we asked you to give us side effect warnings of everyday objects, and offered $50 to the winner. But first, the runners-up:

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Entry by AzISeeIt

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Entry by chicagonative

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Entry by El_Vanja

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Entry by n00d3l5

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Entry by maniac30au

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by ClydeM

ASImo WARNING May portend the end of the human race. HONDA CRACKED.COM

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Entry by AM Smiley

If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

If Everything in Life Listed the Side Effects

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Entry by Zapricorn

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Entry by SleepyBlue

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Entry by NightvisionUK

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Entry by n00d3l5

CRACKED.COM hitet WMA Castle SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING. SCIENTISTS HAVE FOUND STRONG CORRELATIONS BETWEEN THIS PRODUCT, 30 MINUTES, AND THE TACO SHITS

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by Games4me

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Entry by SSMickeyG

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Entry by bogert8609

CRACKED COM WARNING My cuteness has limited sustainability

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Entry by ClydeM

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Entry by Zacariakus

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