26Entry by unkeen
25Entry by happyalien
Everyone's got a story to tell. If the henchmen were telling the story, Bond films would be called something like The Day Some Guy in a Tuxedo Killed All of My Friends. We asked you to pick a minor character from a famous movie, and imagine what the story must have looked like from their end.
The winner is below, but first the runners up ...
Here, have this jackhole-to-English translator.