28 Great Movies From the Perspective of Minor Characters

Everyone's got a story to tell. If the henchmen were telling the story, Bond films would be called something like The Day Some Guy in a Tuxedo Killed All of My Friends. We asked you to pick a minor character from a famous movie, and imagine what the story must have looked like from their end.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by Scarin

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Entry by LiquidJake

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Entry by unkeen

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Entry by Leonhart42

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28 Great Movies From the Perspective of Minor Characters

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Entry by Marrlina

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Entry by McJesse

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28 Great Movies From the Perspective of Minor Characters

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Entry by SAGERBJ

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Entry by pinebear

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Entry by xsamxdravenx

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Entry by twitchedawake

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Entry by Thestas

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Entry by prestor

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Entry by maas

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Entry by jwesley235

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Entry by Jaydeis

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Entry by HeikeOtt

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Entry by ComradeZombie

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Entry by AM Smiley

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Entry by Chumley

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