If Historical Figures Endorsed Modern Products

Most historical figures existed before there was such a thing as selling out. They'd probably be just as publicly refreshed by popular soft drinks as modern icons if given the opportunity. We asked you to give them that chance.

The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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Entry by oriongates

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by Scarin

If Historical Figures Endorsed Modern Products

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Entry by Pleasance13

If Historical Figures Endorsed Modern Products

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Entry by mcjiggles

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Entry by zedd_Z_Z

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Entry by HeikeOtt

If Historical Figures Endorsed Modern Products

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Entry by kachilde19

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Entry by Happyburger

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Entry by Manx MacReady

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Entry by hail2daking

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Entry by evemaphone

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Entry by egaeus

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Entry by egaeus

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Entry by ComradeZombie

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Entry by bogert8609

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MANFRED VON RICHTHOFEN, ALSO KNOWN AS THE RED BARON, HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS YOU TO KNOW: BAR Quality Totinos I HAVE NEVER HAD A MICROWAVE PIZZA, BUT:

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Entry by HeikeOtt

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